All Worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster the all powerful, al dente creator of the known universe. I have been touched by His Noodly Appendage. In my discovery I have come to the conclusion that evolution is false and the evidence was planted by Him (the Flying Spaghetti Monster) and that he created the Earth to seem older than it really is. Whenever scientist radiometrically date something He is there changing their results with His Noodly Appendage. I firmly believe in His teachings that pirates, or the decline in the population of pirates, are the cause of global warming. A graph showing this correlation along with more information on Pastafarianism can bee seen here: http://www.venganza.org/
Also I believe that Pastafarianism should be given equal time alongside evolution in schools so that students can hear multiple theories of creation and thus choose the theory which makes the most sense to them. Also, teachers must respect that we believe that it is disrespectful to teach Pastafarianism without wearing His chosen outfit, a full pirate costume. Let us all remember that Pastafarianism is an old religion and has many followers the world over. In fact famed artist Michaelangelo once did this painting depicting Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Ramen,
Stuart
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