Because Sketch Comedy Was Meant To Be Read Not Watched. Right? Guys?

FADE IN:
EXT. CITY PARK - DAY

A group of young men are running down a soccer field in the middle of the park. They are deep in the middle of an Ultimate frisbee game. Their level of extremeness¹ cannot be quantified.

GUY #1 leaps into the air and snatches the Frisbee from its flight path. He lands and whips the Frisbee down the field as two opponents rush toward him.

GUY #2 runs into the end zone and turns down field. He waves his arms above his head.

GUY #2
I'm open! I'm open!

A top hat flies toward Guy #2 and slices off his head. His body crumples like a rag-doll.

A group of other players stands stunned, yet not surprised. More annoyed than anything really.

GUY #1
Damn it! Oddjob!

On the opposite end of the field, ODDJOB stands in a post-throw stance. His top-hat is gone and he is still holding on to his frisbee.

Oddjob looks at the group of guys.

The group of guys stare angrily back at Oddjob.

Oddjob hangs his head dejectedly.

ODDJOB
Maaaah...

CUT TO CREDITS:

BA DA duuunnn BA DA duuunnn ba da luun duunnnnnn!!!!²
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¹ The fact that this is a real word according to my spell check has vastly improved my evening.
² It's the James Bond theme as sung atonally and textually by yours truly!